Just in case you think I’ve gone awol or something, let me put your mind at rest. I’ve just gone for a spot of high altitude training with Chil – sorry, Private 2 and 3. As you can see, in case he needs to go on a top secret undercover mission I have given Private 3 some camouflage paint to conceal his identity. It’s all very hush hush at Said&Done HQ!!
Full service will of course resume once I’ve returned from the training camp.
Until then: Keep jumping!